Not a morning person.

Yesterday morning I woke up around 7:30ish, picked my laptop off my bedroom floor, stumbled through the internet for around a half an hour, and then got up to take a shower.

This is where my story begins.

I ran out of shampoo a couple days ago and since then have rationing out the last few droplets to last me till I had the time to go buy more. Yesterday I got out every last bit of sud in that bottle. It was clean and clear and nothing more shall ever come out of it. I mean there is nothing in that bottle. I spent a solid 3 minutes getting shampoo out of that bottle (which is a long time to spend naked shaking a bottle furiously up and down to get another drop out so you may just have enough to get half your head clean).

Now things get really bad.

I continued to lather my last bit of shampoo, rub it all over my face, count to 30, rinse, realize in horror as to what I had just done, and cried.